I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know
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when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story
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i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
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I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.
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when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
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